April 1, 2005
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E-mail correspondence between a corporate and litigation associate at a law firm somewhere in LA…
From:
BC
To:
Skippee
Date:
4/1/2005 9:30 AM
Subject:
you will find…
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that your canister of snack mix, has been abducted.
From:
Skippee
To:
BC
Date:
4/1/2005 9:47 AM
Subject:
Re: you will find…
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i can’t believe you had EIGHT honey bee bars and you didn’t even give me one…poor skippee. i’m hungry! *roar*
From:
Skippee
To:
BC
Date:
4/1/2005 10:21 AM
Subject:
Re: you will find…
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i thought your e-mail was going to say:
you will find…
a honey bee bar hidden right next to your phone!! love ya skippee!!
*sigh* i’m a hungry hungry hippo…please feed the hungry hippo!
From:
BC
To:
Skippee
Date:
4/1/2005 10:29 AM
Subject:
i am soooo hungry too…
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but i can’t even budge from my office until this thing gets filed at noon. then i can go relax for a bit. btw, 17 hours for yesterday.
From:
BC
To:
Skippee
Date:
4/1/2005 10:30 AM
Subject:
i could really use…
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an egg mcmuffin right now. I could devour a half dozen of those puppies…
From:
BC
To:
Skippee
Date:
4/1/2005 10:32 AM
Subject:
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From:
BC
To:
Skippee
Date:
4/1/2005 10:33 AM
Subject:
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From:
BC
To:
Skippee
Date:
4/1/2005 10:33 AM
Subject:
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From:
BC
To:
Skippee
Date:
4/1/2005 10:34 AM
Subject:
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From:
BC
To:
Skippee
Date:
4/1/2005 10:37 AM
Subject:
Why…
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are there so many pictures out there of egg mcmuffins? And they’re in like different poses! these are like, egg mcmuffin models! “come on, baby. make love to the camera.” *snap snap* “show me some bun. that’s it.” *snap snap* “this is great.” *snap snap*”
notice some of them are convertibles, with the top down!
From:
Skippee
To:
BC
Date:
4/1/2005 10:46 AM
Subject:
Re: Why…
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soooo funny!!! i was thinking the EXACT same thing…why are these pictures so artistic?
From:
Skippee
To:
BC
Date:
4/1/2005 10:49 AM
Subject:
i’ll take…
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the other half dozen puppies please! ewww…wait a minute…that sounds weird. can we go get some mcmuffins?!! and an ice cream cone??
From:
Skippee
To:
BC
Date:
4/1/2005 11:05 AM
Subject:
hello?
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i’m gonna go get some egg mcmuffins right now with some boba. bye.
From:
BC
To:
Skippee
Date:
4/1/2005 10:54 AM
Subject:
Re: i’ll take…
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LOL. that was funny. the only words i can even hope to type to make you laugh just as hard are……………… “***** *****”
[No point in continuing with this since I didn't quite understand what BC was talking about in the rest of his e-mails! We eventually ended up at the vending machine. Then I ate my Panda Express lunch…then my neighbor came by and wanted to give me some of her lunch so I ate her Sbarro’s. Now I’m totally full and ready to work!
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Comments (6)
i know… aren’t they sad??
RYC:
Yeah I like it there. It’s a neat little place.
If you want to go there, you HAVE to try their Spicy Tuna sandwich and their Pumpkin Crunch. You will NOT be disappointed, I promise. And it’s cheap too — like $4.50 for the sandwich and $2.50 for the pumpkin crunch. I also get the Pineapple iced tea. It’s satisfying.
Their address is on their website (I’ve linked it). When you get to the shopping center, they’re on the second floor near the back. They serve food only up until 3pm though, so get there before then. It’s completely free to just go in there.
The hiring standards for the litigation group are clearly not high enough.
17 hours my ass. I’m guessing he spent 3 hours working and 14 hours writing goofy e-mails, making random phone calls and downloading food porn.
Haha re: yellowdecay — no kidding hahahaha.
Ahhhh. I miss it.
it seems like a fun working environment~ the pictures of egg mcmuffins are getting me hungry now….
hahahahahhah. i’m sure the partners at your firm are thrilled with the way their associates spend their time. :O) i hated working with my old boss.. making me clock every single second i spent at the office in Abacus. :OI ick.. “5 mins 3 seconds – had a great ddong” 9 minutes 32 seconds – in the break room fartin around.” granted it was a very laid back office and our descriptions got pretty graphic.., still didn’t like being worked like a pony.
i’m glad your bf got you premium! more updates now! woohoo! ohh. you should definately get a tat! there probably isn’t an ounce of fat on that annoyingly skinny body of yours. i dunno what the heck you’re talking about?! i, on the other hand, got Windsor pilates so i can tone DOWn. :O(
i’m excited.