E-mail correspondence between a corporate and litigation associate at a law firm somewhere in LA…
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| BC |
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| Skippee |
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| 4/1/2005 9:30 AM |
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| you will find… |
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that your canister of snack mix, has been abducted.
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| Skippee |
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| BC |
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| 4/1/2005 9:47 AM |
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| Re: you will find… |
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i can’t believe you had EIGHT honey bee bars and you didn’t even give me one…poor skippee. i’m hungry! *roar*
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| Skippee |
To: |
| BC |
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| 4/1/2005 10:21 AM |
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| Re: you will find… |
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i thought your e-mail was going to say:
you will find…
a honey bee bar hidden right next to your phone!! love ya skippee!!
*sigh* i’m a hungry hungry hippo…please feed the hungry hippo!
From: |
| BC |
To: |
| Skippee |
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| 4/1/2005 10:29 AM |
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| i am soooo hungry too… |
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but i can’t even budge from my office until this thing gets filed at noon. then i can go relax for a bit. btw, 17 hours for yesterday.
From: |
| BC |
To: |
| Skippee |
Date: |
| 4/1/2005 10:30 AM |
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| i could really use… |
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an egg mcmuffin right now. I could devour a half dozen of those puppies…
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| BC |
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| Skippee |
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| 4/1/2005 10:32 AM |
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| Skippee |
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| 4/1/2005 10:33 AM |
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| Skippee |
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| 4/1/2005 10:33 AM |
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| Skippee |
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| 4/1/2005 10:34 AM |
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From: |
| BC |
To: |
| Skippee |
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| 4/1/2005 10:37 AM |
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| Why… |
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are there so many pictures out there of egg mcmuffins? And they’re in like different poses! these are like, egg mcmuffin models! “come on, baby. make love to the camera.” *snap snap* “show me some bun. that’s it.” *snap snap* “this is great.” *snap snap*”
notice some of them are convertibles, with the top down!
From: |
| Skippee |
To: |
| BC |
Date: |
| 4/1/2005 10:46 AM |
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| Re: Why… |
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soooo funny!!! i was thinking the EXACT same thing…why are these pictures so artistic?
From: |
| Skippee |
To: |
| BC |
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| 4/1/2005 10:49 AM |
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| i’ll take… |
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the other half dozen puppies please! ewww…wait a minute…that sounds weird. can we go get some mcmuffins?!! and an ice cream cone??
From: |
| Skippee |
To: |
| BC |
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| 4/1/2005 11:05 AM |
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| hello? |
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i’m gonna go get some egg mcmuffins right now with some boba. bye.
From: |
| BC |
To: |
| Skippee |
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| 4/1/2005 10:54 AM |
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LOL. that was funny. the only words i can even hope to type to make you laugh just as hard are……………… “***** *****”
[No point in continuing with this since I didn't quite understand what BC was talking about in the rest of his e-mails! We eventually ended up at the vending machine. Then I ate my Panda Express lunch…then my neighbor came by and wanted to give me some of her lunch so I ate her Sbarro’s. Now I’m totally full and ready to work! 
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